I'm not the only one with zero momentum, obviously

So yeah, clearly I'm not the only one because I've come into work to find that nobody has actually done any work over the weekend, leaving me to play catch-up and hold people's hand through so very simple processes. More than that, I've got an office full of staff who are asking me questions they should know the answer to. I wouldn't care, but the answers are well documented and accessible and I seem to be getting the same questions all the time, e.g. "how do I do this thing that I learned on the first day of work over a year ago?" Thanks.

FFS. It would be fucking marvelous to get 5 minutes peace to play catch up on the weekend work, but I'm doubting that's going to happen.